Everyone wants to send one, no one wants to receive one.
Darkside Greeting Cards Inc., is a fun, edgy, mean, obscene, rude, nasty, offensive, raunchy, adult greeting card company. Most card companies like to commemorate the happy and joyous occasions in peoples lives. Not us. Our cards offer a special and simple way to express a wish of misfortune. We cater to people and their darksides. Send a DarkSide Greeting Card and express how you really feel. The perfect cards for ex-husbands, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, back-stabbing friends, rude bosses, mean neighbors, angry store clerks, or even your buddy at work. They also make great practical jokes.
We all know someone who deserves a greeting from the DarkSide.
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You're a piece of shit
You should have been the
batch your mother swallowed
You make me sick
Wish you were dead
I hate you
Hope you never get well
Hope you get diarrhea the
next time you're stuck in traffic
Hope it sucks
Hope you have a bad day
You're an asshole
*INTERNET SPECIAL* Boxed Set of 12 (1 of each card) $33.99
For that special someone. Send a card every month for a whole year!
It even comes with a birthday card!
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